>Happy Birthday To Me!

>Christian wrote an entry about me in honor of my birthday. It’s the first time anyone has really written about me in a personal way as opposed to in a review or party announcement or press release and I liked it. He was really very sweet to have complimented me on my personal anthem choice and hatred of children, what a darling he is!

And I now know with certaintly that I’m old. He bought me one of those wire pushcarts I once despised and I was thrilled. I can’t wait to go grocery shopping which should definitely happen at least once in the next year or so!

—Kambri

Odd numbered birthdays that fall on a Tuesday are lame.