Holiday Special

November 25th, 2011

It’s Black Friday! You know what would make an excellent gift for yourself or someone you love? My memoir BURN DOWN THE GROUND! Why? Because as Chris Regan, five time Emmy award-winning comedy writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, said “Kambri Crews’ remarkable memoir of her turbulent upbringing, BURN DOWN THE GROUND, will amaze, amuse and–most importantly—finally get you to stop whining about your own childhood.”

I know what you’re thinking, “But, wait, your memoir isn’t out until February 28th.”

Here’s what I’m gonna do for you…

Pre-order my memoir –send proof of purchase to me at kambricrews@gmail.com– and I’ll mail you an autographed bookplate (a sticker that you put on the inside of your book). That way you’ll have something to give on Christmas day or Valentine’s or any other gift giving occasion that occurs between now and February 28th. As an added bonus, I’ll send you something from my apartment. A postcard, a CD from my husband’s music collection, a can of tuna. Who knows what it’ll be! For those in NYC, I’ll also send an admit two pass to Gotham Comedy Club good through 12/30/11.
Be sure to let me know how you’d like it autographed, i.e., to whom should I make it out and what special message I should include, if any.

Offer ends 12/19/11. Sorry rest of the world that is not the United States of America, this offer doesn’t apply to you. :-(

  • http://www.bigdawgsalsa.com Candy Fitch

    Nail biting! is it here yet :)
    I will be spreading the news on your new book….
    105-1251767-5239432

    send me something from when you lived in NRH…my hubby is a firemen there. we are both graduates of LDBell 1987….

    candy

  • David Powell

    Wait, you mean the book is not about me and our time together in high school?! Bummer! Oh well, that would not have sold many copies. In fact, you probably would have been paid NOT to write such a book. So proud of you and can’t wait for it to come out!!!

  • http://www.pearlandtherapy.com Stacey

    I sent you proof of purchase. I can’t wait!!

  • Linda Ryan

    Kambri! You did it, Girl! I’m so proud to have “known you when…” :-) I’m going to follow the Amazon link and buy your book right now. Would LOVE to have your signature on a bookplate. To Linda and Steve, if you will (cuz I’m buying if for Christmas for both of us!) – and you can put any message you like. Congratulations!
    love,
    –Linda

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