November 25th, 2011
It’s Black Friday! You know what would make an excellent gift for yourself or someone you love? My memoir BURN DOWN THE GROUND! Why? Because as Chris Regan, five time Emmy award-winning comedy writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, said “Kambri Crews’ remarkable memoir of her turbulent upbringing, BURN DOWN THE GROUND, will amaze, amuse and–most importantly—finally get you to stop whining about your own childhood.”
I know what you’re thinking, “But, wait, your memoir isn’t out until February 28th.”
Here’s what I’m gonna do for you…
Pre-order my memoir –send proof of purchase to me at firstname.lastname@example.org– and I’ll mail you an autographed bookplate (a sticker that you put on the inside of your book). That way you’ll have something to give on Christmas day or Valentine’s or any other gift giving occasion that occurs between now and February 28th. As an added bonus, I’ll send you something from my apartment. A postcard, a CD from my husband’s music collection, a can of tuna. Who knows what it’ll be! For those in NYC, I’ll also send an admit two pass to Gotham Comedy Club good through 12/30/11.
Be sure to let me know how you’d like it autographed, i.e., to whom should I make it out and what special message I should include, if any.
Offer ends 12/19/11. Sorry rest of the world that is not the United States of America, this offer doesn’t apply to you.