If They Can’t Make It . . .
A fu*king fake doll in a fake life with a fake townhouse and fake career can’t make her fake love last. Yes, I’m talking about Barbie. News hit the AP wire that she and Ken split. What kind of BS PR move is that? Two days before Valentine’s Day? What jackasses. Why not ruin the facade for all of us. Ken blamed it on the National Enquirer, even though everyone knows it’s because he’s gay.
Barbie & Ken, In happier times.
—Kambri
Why does Ken have on underwear? Yet another way women get the shaft.
Why does Ken have on underwear? Yet another way women get the shaft.