>I’m Practically Dried Up.

>Did you know that 32 is the age limit for a woman to donate her eggs? Neither did I. Shouldn’t my biological clock have started well before then? For my birthday this June I should throw myself an eggstra special birthday party to mourn the loss of all the apparently good eggs and hope that none of my future rotten eggs will become. . . well . . . bad seeds.

—Kambri
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