Jayson Blair is the Tip of the Iceberg
Me quoting an article about him: “How is the ‘gregarious, warm-hearted, dynamic’ Jack this morning?”
Jack: “What’s up with you? Did you get laid last night?”
I guess even Jack doesn’t recognize himself in that article. So much for truth in journalism.
She Wants Me, Right Now She Wants Me
Mary Stuart Masterson was totally checking me out* from the back seat of her livery cab with the HLLYWD78 license plate. She wants me, I know it.
*Okay, maybe it was my shoes she wanted, but a girl can dream, can’t she?