I wish work were more like sports. There should be a referee watching all action and properly penalizing people when they foul a co-worker. Some examples:
* Not replacing staples – 5% docked pay;
* Not refilling the copier with paper – Mandatory overtime without pay;
* Leaving the copier jammed – Forced conversation with mentally challenged mail guy;
* Using speakerphones on full volume with office door open – No vacation . . . ever;
* Using the center stall in the bathroom unnecessarily – Death;
Just a suggestion.