>Save the Date

>April 7, 2005, is the official launch date and party for Jest Magazine. Do you have any liquor connections? We’re looking for a sponsor. Email me at kambri@kambricrews.com.

I Saved Your Life, Now Let’s Eat!
Lunching at Ben Benson’s today, we saw a man choke then receive the Heimlich from his lunch partner. It was all so quick and surreal. His mate sat back down, he did too, then they sat there in silence for a brief moment sipping water. Then they finished lunch.

I don’t know how I would feel about that. Wow, I almost just died, but didn’t, so I’m going to finish my delicious steak. It makes sense…steak lunch at BB’s isn’t cheap and, well, you’re going to have to eat again sometime. Why not seconds after you nearly choked to death?

—Kambri
Once gave the Heimlich to my chihuahua, Paquita.