>Submissions Request
>Guys, have you ever royally screwed up in a relationship? Called her by the wrong name, told her she actually DOES look fat in those jeans?
Girls, did your guy forget your birthday? Buy you a table saw for Valentine’s Day? Send me your examples or comment below for a currently in-production humor piece — your real name will not be used.
Evolution Schmevolution
Desperate Houswives is getting tons of attention. Actually, Eva Longoria from Desperate Houswives is. Because she’s a fabulous actor, you ask? No. Because she’s nearly nekkid in every episode. That’s right. We’ve come a long way, baby! Sadly, Felicity Huffman will never get that kind of press, though she’s highly deserving of the attention.