>Table of Contents

>I’m *almost* done with my book proposal except for the Sales & Marketing Section. My self-imposed deadline of September 1st is still a safe distance away. I finished the “Table of Contents” this weekend which included summaries of each chapter. For no reason other than I want to share with someone, here are the headings:

BLANKENSHIP DRIVE
CHAPTER 1 – THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
CHAPTER 2 – I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU
CHAPTER 3 – BARBIE’S DREAMHOUSE
CHAPTER 4 – WHERE DID I COME FROM?

BOARS HEAD
CHAPTER 5 – PIONEER DAYS
CHAPTER 6 – MOVIN’ ON UP
CHAPTER 7 – ANIMAL KINGDOM
CHAPTER 8 – THE LONELIEST NUMBER
CHAPTER 9 – SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN
CHAPTER 10 – WORKING FOR A LIVIN’
CHAPTER 11 – JUNIOR HIGH HELLCAT
CHAPTER 12 – YOU’RE A GOOD HORSE, CHARLIE BROWN
CHAPTER 13 – BACKSLIDING

GROVE STREET
CHAPTER 14 – THIS BUD’S FOR YOU
CHAPTER 15 – THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
CHAPTER 16 – DON’T FUCK
CHAPTER 17 – PRIDE & JOY

WEYLAND DRIVE
CHAPTER 18 – EXCESSIVE NOISE DISTURBANCE
CHAPTER 19 – NIGHT PROWLER
CHAPTER 20 – SAILING AWAY

FIFTH AVENUE
CHAPTER 21 – ANACONDAS
CHAPTER 22 – NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
CHAPTER 23 – MY JAILED DEAF DAD

—Kambri
Give or take.