The McCaulay Culkin Tidbit Will Have to Wait

Some day I’ll tell the story about the intimate McCauley Culkin gathering in Montreal where a very drunk writer for a very popular TV show was aggressively lunging after my butt. But today, I’ll just tell you some news I’ve kept from you: I officially have a literary agent.

—Kambri
I’m super excited! But now I must write day and night.