>Working Like a Dog

>Paquita scored her first paying gig. (Sadly, the Onion did not give her credit or pay.) She’ll be promoting PerfectMatch.com as part of a Must Love Dogs guerilla marketing campaign.

She’s getting paid a tidy little sum and will even get her own Pet Taxi and meals. Details are still being worked out. More to follow.

—Kambri
What the heck did Molly Shannon do on the red carpet, people!?!?