>Yahoo! "News"

>Okay, so I’m hyper-sensitive on celebrity as of late (and I use the term “celebrity” verrrrrrrrrrry loosely, please trust me on this), but doesn’t this seem a bit snarky in a bad way. (Snarky in a good way is just plain old good fun and sells a shitload of stuff, right?) But I guess it beats thinking about this or this or this any day.

—Kambri

Jake & Kirsten are already splitsville, but I’ve got dibs on Cameron & Joey.