May 8, 2003
May 8, 2003
Someone found me by searching this. Not once, but twice. Yes, I wear underwear, generally speaking, except when going to the chiropractor, gynecologist and skeet shooting.
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Puppy Love
May 8, 2003
So Bob and I covered many topics last night that will remain between us girls. However I will share with you the brilliant idea resulting from our discussion of Paquita’s exceptionally high libido and how I’m not that good at discouraging her –ahem– rubbing. (Hey, she doesn’t have much in life, let her have that.) … More Puppy Love
May 4, 2003
May 4, 2003
Paquita loves panties. Clean, dirty, old, new, thongs, briefs, lace, satin, silk, leather, cotton, small, large, mine, yours — it doesn’t matter. I’ve taught her to be accepting of all kinds. Just like that Jesus Loves the Little Children song.
Horrifying
May 4, 2003
I do not exaggerate when I say it is horrifying to learn that you have been caught dancing — and I mean freak dancing complete with the white man’s overbite and finger snapping — in your underwear singing Stevie Wonder’s I Wish at the top of your lungs. I know this because after I had … More Horrifying
We Interrupt This Program…
May 2, 2003
Hey, Kambri, where were you when the President declared the end of the war in Iraq? Why, Yankee Stadium with Christian Finnegan, of course! In my typical way, I got *free* tickets to the game and quickly called Christian to tell him, “No, we won’t be watching a movie after all. No, we won’t be … More We Interrupt This Program…
May 1, 2003
May 1, 2003
Gap Jeans make my ass look “Pa-Dunk-a-Dunk” according to the two African American men trailing closely behind me for two blocks. What exactly is “Pa-Dunk-a-Dunk” and is it a good thing? Please say “yes”. For the love of God and my future well-being please say “yes”! Just don’t tell me it means in urban speak, … More May 1, 2003
Apr 29, 2003
April 29, 2003
On the way to lunch Jack asked, “Do you need a jacket, or, say, a bra?” Yes, Spring has arrived and the folks here in Rockefeller Center think that it needs to be –30 degrees in the office so we worker bees don’t nod off at our desks after a big lunch. My nipples (Eek! … More Apr 29, 2003
Oh, Puh-leeze!
April 28, 2003
Watching the opening sequence to Mr. Personality makes me want to shove splinters under my nails. Quotes such as “This is a life long decision” and “I’m going to meet the love of my life” make me want to shove splinters into that chick’s urethra while I wear a creepy mask. Now that would be … More Oh, Puh-leeze!
Apr 26, 2003
April 26, 2003
Last night I scored a ticket to an open bar fundraiser for a gay and lesbian charity. Wall-to-wall men and not a one of them looking at me twice. No lesbians to flirt with either. I threatened to wear a strap-on and start randomly poking people for attention. At the bar, I whipped out my … More Apr 26, 2003
Apr 25, 2003
April 25, 2003
My friend Lyric Benson was killed by her ex-fiance yesterday who then killed himself. I’m sorry that such a sweet, lovely creature was cut short so young. May she rest in peace and may those fortunate souls that get her organs live as happily as she did. The world and I will miss her. And, … More Apr 25, 2003
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