You Say it’s Your Birthday!Hey check out what I got Christian for his 30th birthday. I swiped some photos and information off the internet and registered and created his very own website. Unfortunately Blogger picked today, April Fool’s Day, to have MAJOR bugs in templates, so I wasn’t able to transfer his Tower of Hubris … More Apr 10, 2003
I was stuck underground between subway stops due to “heavy smoke” at Lexington Avenue. After an extremely long wait, I started getting nervous and wondered if I would be burned alive or die from smoke inhalation first. All I could think of was: (1) Poor little Paquita and Larry Bird and Phish home alone for … More Apr 9, 2003
Walking home in the slushy, dirty water with wind and sleet beating against my face, I passed a shrub — it’s branches heavy with snow. From somewhere inside the bush, came the noisy chatter of some 20 birds. I pictured one certain lead ave getting a severe talking to by its flock: “You dipsh*t! Had … More Who’s in Charge Here?
Have you seen The Pianist? I did on Saturday afternoon. If you haven’t, read no further. The movie was very good; but, when watching a movie in Queens, it’s inevitable that you will get frustrated by the inconsiderate bastard assholes that have the nerve to take up space on this Earth. Where’s Darwin when you … More Apr 6, 2003
My trip to Hong Kong was canceled, so the Rolling Stones and the Rugby Sevens will have to come to me. Somehow, in addition to royal disappointment in an effort to avoid SARS, I still managed to get sick. So, I stayed home today and spent my time making a little surprise gift for my … More Apr 4, 2003
Once, in the slums of Houston when I was tiny and very young, the neighborhood kids were playing with a fun toy found by the railroad tracks. It was basically a giant “pillow”; thick material filled with air that cushioned the freight in the rail cars. Some older boys hauled it over to our apartment … More Cookies & Macrame
So as not to alienate the little amount of estrogen I currently possess, I baked a cake. I actually baked a fu*king birthday cake. I had two pans, a cake plate, and a bowl to mix up all the freshly purchased ingredients. Never mind that I still don’t have dishes on which to eat said … More Apr 2, 2003
— Vodka gimlets and strange coincidences. — Leather seats warmed by the spring sun. — Submitting the winning Oscar ballot…again. — Guacamole with Sheila an hour before she flew to Hong Kong and having her leave me a 10 minute tipsy voice mail minutes later from the airport describing every person in the room. — … More Highlights from this past weekend:
Does anyone else think it’s weird that they have “rules” in war? It’s war. When one country invades another country because the latter is ruled by an “evil” regime, I think it’s safe to assume that some of the evil regime aren’t going to abide by some guidelines set forth by some of those very … More All is fair in love and war.
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