Dec 28, 2012

Bluto got a new apartment. Earlier this evening, I spoke with him and asked him what it was like. Here’s what he had to say in his trademark gravelly voice:

“Awww, it’s great! It’s so much better, you know, ’cause it’s not filthy and it’s not in a basement. I use trivets now instead of my dirty underwear. So when are you coming over for dinner? I wanna make some gravy for you.”

Bluto rules! He’s actually a good cook; and, girls, he’s single!