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What’s Up Doc?

Besides my bit of advice regarding undergarments, the following is what I DID learn when I visited the back doctor:

* My chest gets red and splotchy when I’m unexpectedly seen naked by a humorless stranger.
* I am incapable of shaving my legs without missing a strip of hair.
* I need to give myself a pedicure.
* I could never be a stripper.
* Dotted ceilings look 3-D.
* I should loofah.

The following is what I did NOT learn when I visited the back doctor:

* What is wrong with my back.

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