Feb 11, 2003

Not that I’m expecting a gift of any kind from anyone this upcoming Valentine’s Day; but, if you were to buy a gift and for some crazy reason put my name on the card, I can say unequivocally that I will not accept graciously a stuffed animal of any kind.

Does any well-adjusted adult woman actually want a fuzzy teddy bear?

Chocolate lips wrapped in red foil, now there’s a gift that says “romance”.