>Good News / Bad News

>First the bad news:  Christian’s show time got moved from 8:00 PM to 6:00 PM.  So, anyone who requested tickets will need to get them for the earlier show.  The phone number is 888.258.0661 or visit here.

The good news is that he’ll be performing with Tom Shillue — a super nice guy and very funny to boot — and since it’s an earlier show, there should be plenty of seats available. Also, the earlier he tapes, the earlier it’s over and the earlier you can either get home or enjoy the after party. Speaking of after parties, send me an email if you’re interested in attending regardless of whether you come to the taping and I’ll give you the details.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way…

Tomorrow I’m going on a boat with a group on a three hour tour around Manhattan tomorrow.  Yes, a three hour tour.  What kind of boat company would even tempt fate like that?  What if the weather starts getting rough and our tiny ship gets tossed?  Will we have to live on Governor’s Island forever? I’m sure they don’t have coconuts there. What will we eat?

Should I invite Tina Louise?  Would she actually go on a 3 hour boat tour anywhere?

—Kambri

I am not baking any pies, coconut or otherwise, dammit!