I Can See Clearly Now…
I bought my first pair of reading glasses today, so now I can clearly read the words on my Last Will & Testament. #old
Within a few hours…
I misplaced my readers.
Who wants my organs? Because I’m just gonna end this nonsense now. Ya know, my high school Anatomy & Physiology teacher Mr. Terrell used to yell at me:
“Live fast, die young & leave a good-looking corpse, Crews! You’re going to hell in a hand basket!”
So, yeah, Mr. Terrell was right. AND I’M GOING WITHOUT ANY *&*#@$ READERS!
*Update: Found them and then bent one arm. This is gonna take some getting used to!