>Stalk me, here:

>TONIGHT!

Sob Stories with host Christian Finnegan

The Marquee

356 Bowery (btwn Great Jones & E. 4th St)

8:00 PM

$5.00 – NO drink minimum!

This month’s theme: Their Painful Adolescence

Join host Christian Finnegan and featured guests Colin Quinn (Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn), Ed Helms (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Tom Shillue (Premium Blend) and Lynne Koplitz (Change of Heart) as they share their sadly hilarious accounts of their painful adolescence.

—Kambri

Seriously, I need the attention.