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ON U2 TEAMING UP WITH APPLE COMPUTERS TO RELEASE A SPECIAL BLACK iPOD WITH U2’S SIGNATURES ON THEM, AND APPEARING ON iPOD COMMERCIALS

CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN: “With the help of Apple Computers, I really think that U2 is finally gonna hit the big time.”

NANNY 911

CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN: “I don’t know what sort of repressed guilt these parents have that theyneed the world to know how crappy they are, you’re basically daring SocialServices.”

JESSI KLEIN: “I think “Nanny 911″ is actually part of the Bush Administration’s plan topromote abstinence … cause no one’s having sex once you’ve seen these kids.”

—Kambri

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