>Tonight in 250 Words or Less.

>Reverend Ramsey, Christian & I checked out our nuptial space and think it’s gonna be alright. Scott is adept at major productions having garnered some serious credits under his belt over the years (corporate gigs in Hawaii, the 20 something anniversary of Second Stage or something or other…seriously big, blowout parties that put my Jest Magazine National Launch party — with its free ice sculpture, free models, free booze, free space and rocking gift bags — to shame).

Needless to say, Scott was replete with ideas none of which I want to pay for. But, this isn’t a marketing, barter type situation like Jest was so it’s either pay for it or go without. I’ll go without, thankyouverymuch. You can take the girl out of the tin shed but, well, I don’t want to go back to the tin shed, thankyouverymuch.

So, the party or wedding or whatever is going to be fun, I think, but no one should expect any ice sculptures and gift bags like they usually get at my shindigs which makes me want to go out and trick for a week so I can get the mints in a tin that say “Your breath stinks. –Kambri & Christian, 8/12/06”.

—Kambri
No, seriously, your breath stinks on 8/12/06.