>You’re Absolutely NOT Hired

>Verbatim email response to my Craig’s List ad:

I’ll do it if you still need it

Hmmm…I’m not sure if this is in response to my inquiry for a really submissive guy or my request to play with gorilla poop together.

Oops, silly me, it’s my ad for a graphic design intern. So I guess I should retract that email I sent in reply, “If you agree to this, just send me an email that says ‘Yes.’ I want you badly, and I know you want me, but you have to be with Betsy, too.”

—Kambri
On second thought…